holly-ewww!

they're only human alright. but they are photographed a zillion times and get paid a million times more than any average human so the least they can do is spare us the gross pics.

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team edward

i bet you twilight fans didn't know that way before edward cullen, there was edward scissorhands played by johnny depp. and he wasn't bad-looking either. ask winona ryder.

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glee-less country

just came across this facebook shoutout: i'm more interested in glee's season finale than the proclamation of our new president.

now, ever wonder why there's no glee living in this country? hey you, try leaving.

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scary posh

oh, she's posh spice? but i thought she's scary spice! look, that head has grown frighteningly too big for the body. or the body has shrunk too small for the head. or... whatever.

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new york, new minelli(?)

i feel a certain sadness that the lady to whom nyc owes a great deal of its worldwide popularity (yes, way before 9/11 and movies like spiderman and satc) just turned up at a highly-publicized movie premiere in a sheer, glossy, futuristic... mosquito net?!?! oh no, don't you start spreading the news...

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not everybody loves carrie bradshaw

why is it that when i look at sarah jessica parker or carrie bradshaw for that matter, i see an overdressed transvestite whose fancy clothes might just look better on any body other than her overrated one.

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bye bye, krissy

"i made a promise to noy that if he wins, i will leave the country and work abroad." — kris aquino

so fb is once more abuzz. volunteerism is at work again. somebody proposed to take care of organization. another, the food. still another, the invites. and all kris has to do is show up and pay for the tab, of course.

kris aquino's despedida. all haters invited.

but then again, promises are made to be broken. so bear with her unbearable presence or, to quote krissy, "leave the country".

when class 'met' trash

the 2010 costume institute gala celebrating "american woman: fashioning a national identity" at the met (metropolitan museum of modern art) in nyc.

uhmm, what was katy perry thinking?

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battle of will

those who rely too heavily on mr. revillame for hater energy supply should all be worried. the funny(?) man has just threatened to bolt out of daily noontime television should abs-cbn management fail to bow to his demand to boot out a reporter from another network-produced show who has offended him big time.

anyway, netizens — probably the non-willie-induced-hatred-dependent kind — are networking fast on fb, clamoring for his ouster from his own tv program. wait, does it say 1,000,000 fans? a far too ambitious project, if you ask me. while there may be millions of willie bashers out there, the question is will they give him the time of day.

sh*t, i just did!

time to go gaga

it seems the unstoppable lady gaga has conquered time as well. she's on the cover right beside bill clinton and in league with the likes of steve jobs in a story featuring the 100 most influential people in the world. i'm sorry to say this but this only underlines the fact that the world has indeed gone gaga.

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daily hate dose

kris aquino is reportedly taking a break from her teleserye to help her brother campaign. i think she should try helping primetime audiences as well by giving them a much-needed respite from bad acting. now, if you have this fear about your hater energy ebbing in the absence of daily stimulus from ms. aquino, have your fill during lunch instead. i bet the number one endorser of her kuya's fiercest rival wouldn't be such a bad replacement.

megahater

if you're in extreme hate mode on a bloody sunday evening, turn to your tv set and indulge yourself some more with that humongous self-proclaimed mega celeb who is totally un-cute despite gargantuan efforts to achieve the contrary.

age: pushing past mid-40s. size: equivalent to 3 - 4 teenage girls combined. unsolicited advice: act your age. or, better yet, act your size.

oh, i forgot... the lady can't act.

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slip of the nip

in view of the recent nip slip brouhahas that stole the thunder from media-hungry politicians for days on end, there are not a few among the nip-crazed public who say:

what are these girls fussing about? a nip is just a nip is just a nip.

sure. but to all nip-loving haters out there, four words:

mind your own nips.

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