so, where's the glee?

come to think of it, there was. quite a lot maybe. but i'd rather focus on the un-glee for the simple reason that this, in case you haven't noticed, is a hate blog.

• the holes. they were wide agape and nobody was interested in closing them. like for example, why did jesse suddenly hate rachel? his little speech in episode 21 was lame. and why did little drama queen rachel did not act like it was the end of the world when she found out her mother did not want to be her mom? etcetera. etcetera.

• quinn's mom's alibi. she threw out her philandering husband then she wanted her pregnant kid back? hello!!

• rachel and finn coming from behind at regionals. rachel already did that at sectionals. they're not running out of choreography ideas for new directions this early, are they?

• vocal adrenaline's number. over-produced. over-choreographed. no one could possibly sing live moving on stage like that in real life. ask madonna.

• jonathan groff couldn't keep a straight face. and, yes, i'm talking about his gender. neil patrick harris doesn't act gay when his role is not gay, right?

• sue's closet softie. okay, that wasn't so bad. but they should keep it to a minimum, obviously.

• quinn screaming "let me go" while giving birth in sync with vocal adrenaline's bohemian rhapsody performance. way too cheesy.

• to sir with love. cheesier than cheesy. and you know what i hate the most? i actually had to go grab some kleenex. what a gleetard!

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oh my jolli

how do i hate jollibee? let me count the ways... [1] the burger? don't like it. and don't ask why. [2] the spaghetti? too sweet, too kiddie-fied. [3] the fries? are those potatoes, really?! [4] the chickenjoy? starch is overwhelming so no joy there. i could go on and on but it looks like i'm not about to come up with something i love about the lovable jollibee.

but when i saw it on glee, i was... proud, yeah, proud. hurray to the bee for conquering l.a. and other parts of the globe. can't say the same about my taste buds though. sorry.

excuse me, did i just say sorry?

image grabbed from here and here.

battle of will

those who rely too heavily on mr. revillame for hater energy supply should all be worried. the funny(?) man has just threatened to bolt out of daily noontime television should abs-cbn management fail to bow to his demand to boot out a reporter from another network-produced show who has offended him big time.

anyway, netizens — probably the non-willie-induced-hatred-dependent kind — are networking fast on fb, clamoring for his ouster from his own tv program. wait, does it say 1,000,000 fans? a far too ambitious project, if you ask me. while there may be millions of willie bashers out there, the question is will they give him the time of day.

sh*t, i just did!

daily hate dose

kris aquino is reportedly taking a break from her teleserye to help her brother campaign. i think she should try helping primetime audiences as well by giving them a much-needed respite from bad acting. now, if you have this fear about your hater energy ebbing in the absence of daily stimulus from ms. aquino, have your fill during lunch instead. i bet the number one endorser of her kuya's fiercest rival wouldn't be such a bad replacement.