animal tendencies

would you be caught dead in goat's feet? or horse's hooves? either way, expect peta diehards to go for the kill. i mean, it's one thing to trample upon animal rights, but literally?

images grabbed from here.

"i do" dance

a whole lot are hating on this on youtube. i bet these people are either:

[1] unmarried without fiances or boyfriends

[2] with fiances or boyfriends but most likely to remain unmarried

[3] married but unhappy

[4] married but on the verge of a divorce

[5] recently-divorced

[6] divorced but without chances on another marriage

have a cuppa

i was just wondering why so many members of the female species, from teeners to cougars, who didn't know a thing or two about football were all of a sudden showing so much passion for the game, my foot! and then i found out about these gorgeous men and my! the world cup could be anyone's cup of tea.

images grabbed from here.

so, where's the glee?

come to think of it, there was. quite a lot maybe. but i'd rather focus on the un-glee for the simple reason that this, in case you haven't noticed, is a hate blog.

• the holes. they were wide agape and nobody was interested in closing them. like for example, why did jesse suddenly hate rachel? his little speech in episode 21 was lame. and why did little drama queen rachel did not act like it was the end of the world when she found out her mother did not want to be her mom? etcetera. etcetera.

• quinn's mom's alibi. she threw out her philandering husband then she wanted her pregnant kid back? hello!!

• rachel and finn coming from behind at regionals. rachel already did that at sectionals. they're not running out of choreography ideas for new directions this early, are they?

• vocal adrenaline's number. over-produced. over-choreographed. no one could possibly sing live moving on stage like that in real life. ask madonna.

• jonathan groff couldn't keep a straight face. and, yes, i'm talking about his gender. neil patrick harris doesn't act gay when his role is not gay, right?

• sue's closet softie. okay, that wasn't so bad. but they should keep it to a minimum, obviously.

• quinn screaming "let me go" while giving birth in sync with vocal adrenaline's bohemian rhapsody performance. way too cheesy.

• to sir with love. cheesier than cheesy. and you know what i hate the most? i actually had to go grab some kleenex. what a gleetard!

images grabbed from here, here and here.

of bread and slippers

this is exactly the kind of slipper that one cannot wear when one is desperately hungry...

image grabbed from here.

plants vs. shoebies

"the book project shoe fleur: a footwear fantasy began with a picture of a leaf I had taken for a client,' says michel tcherevkoff. 'the leaf was turned upside down and I remember saying out loud to no one in particular, ‘that leaf looks like a shoe.’ And, after a move here and a twist there, I had created my first shoe fleur..."

*****

the flowers, er, shoes are exquisite. in form, they could rival the manolos of this world and turn misters louboutin and choo a little green with envy. luckily for the three kings of shoebizdom, they have no reason whatsoever to compete with these objets d'art for they exist only in the mind of the artist tcherevkoff and all the lovely, lovely pictures he took.

images and quoted part grabbed from here.

sneakers = snickers

the chewing gum shoe. walking on real gum is a lot of trouble. but a fake one pretending to be a heel at an angle like this? now that's double trouble.

the high heel-less chucks. 5 stars for ingenuity. 1 star for usability.

of course, they're witty. nobody said they aren't. but the thing is, they belong exactly where they are right now which is at the museum.

images grabbed from here.

leave the jejemons alone or else...

the depEd people must be crazy making war with the jejemons. can you just imagine the whole lot of them going out in the streets with their jejemon placards infesting the city? i mean the rest of us do have the right not to see any of this, right?

jejemon traslations thru this site.

short is in

excuse me, i'm not talking about the li'l woman in malacañang. i'm talking about the fmls and wtfs of this world.

i am a self-declared ignoramus in whatever you call this and there's no way for me to know what in heaven's name these fashionable jumble of letters mean without good old reliable google. so here's what i learned from an afternoon of googling, or at least some of them...

lmao - laughing my ass off

loll - laugh out loud literally

ctm - chuckling to myself

wtf - what the f*ck

effin' - f*ckin'

ftw - for the win or f*ck the world

fml - f*ck my life

fyl - f*ck your life

what is this anyway? some form of AB or AB-wannabe jejemonism?

disco is dead

are my ears playing tricks on me or did i just hear a late-30ish female say disco for club?

hey you, wake up and get yourself a time machine!

image grabbed from here.

I H8 this~

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if you can read the above text without any difficulty, it only means one thing—you're a jejemon. in case you're unaware, jejemons have been living amongst us ever since the advent of text messaging and have grown in scores with the rise of online social networking. jejemonism is a subculture all its own. while i wouldn't want to be accused of elitism, i have no great fondness for reading words in caps and lowers. neither am i into superfluous h's, z's and x's. in other words, i have no patience for this kind of bullsh*t. and that, my dear haters, is putting it mildly.

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p.s. and before anybody points the finger at me for being a closet jejemon, let me direct you to this very "useful" site where they translate un-bastardized english and filipino phrases into pure unadulterated jejemon lingo. so puh-lease...